the original dutch

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I have discovered one of the worst possible ways to be knocked out of bed at 6:30 am on a vacation day.

Dog fart. I'm just saying.

No worries, today will still be the most awesome vacation day ever. Kayaking out to the lighthouse, then 80s cover band tonight. And beer. Plenty of beer, please.

I can't talk about Otalia right now because I'm in the kitchen, which means close proximity to knives, and I will be overcome with the desire to gouge one into my leg. I swear to God, with all the soaps I've watched in my past and sitting through the train wreck Santa Barbara became before it got the ax (which was one of the most painful television events of my life), I've never seen a storyline hit the shitter as fast as this one has.

Stop, dutch. Knives.
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the original dutch

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Because I never got around to doing this all the other times it showed up on my flist...

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line (unless the first line reveals the song title) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and track correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating.
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.

dutch's note: Sometimes I like to make up words, so don't laugh if I've quoted a few incorrectly. Also, one artist repeats three times, and two repeat twice... which is really odd, considering the number of songs in my iTunes.  Whatever.

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